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Is this like… writer porn?
I’M READY FOR YOU
My body is ready
oh my lord
Fifty Shades of Grammar
Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.
That must mean Bing is a man, tries to convince people it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.
Hey ladies, did you know our bodies do this amazing thing when a Real Rape (tm) happens? When a Real Rape (tm) occurs, which, as you know, is always a strange man leaping from an alley to attack an innocent (white) girl, female bodies simply employ a mysterious gate that crashes down before our cervixes to stop the strange sperm from impregnating us! Isn’t that cool?
According to Representative Todd Akin, abortion is always unnecessary in cases of “legitimate rape,” because he understands “from doctors” that “the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.” I’d like to know who the hell these doctors are who are just making that shit right the hell up.
He goes on to say that even if that strange defense mechanism doesn’t work, there should be “some punishment,” but it should be against the rapist instead of “attacking the child.” He doesn’t even mention the woman housing that child.
I could just barf.